my name is laura

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

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sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

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untaste:

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Yeah

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nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

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